imaginationfiction:

glux2:

gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.

Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.

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13 hours ago 217,404 notes

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

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13 hours ago 706,233 notes

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

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13 hours ago 76,999 notes

spoken-not-written:

AUTUMN’S ON IT’S WAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

  1. SWEATERS
  2. HOT CHOCOLATE
  • HALLOWEEN AND PUMPKINS
  1. SWEATERS
  • CONKERS
  1. WATCHING DISNEY FILMS WHILE IT RAINS
  2. DID I MENTION SWEATERS?!

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13 hours ago 11,849 notes

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

(via teensprout)

13 hours ago 25,392 notes

ccaracal:

Pallas Cat Kittens - 5 months old

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13 hours ago 61,678 notes

cumsockmonkey:

bri-loves-cats:

ramblingsarcasm:

king-samanthian:

forget-the-maps:

Want

Calvin and Hobbes: the college years

WHAT.

Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”

Until I saw that last gif.

cats, reguardless of size, will still be assholes and walk over you to get places

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13 hours ago 329,118 notes

conquerornova:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

lovelyandbrown:

shawnlord:

sirwiseintuition:

sterlinglikesilver:

ghdos:

herdreadsrock:

1000-life-hacks:

A great money saving technique.

Doing this now.

Gonna give this a try.

I did this for a few months and had a couple hundred. Think I’m gonna start again.

Interesting I’ll give if a shot too see where it lands me

genius

this is smart as HELL. i need to do this.

Finna do this

I work with a cash register, not smart for business as it turns out.

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13 hours ago 14,958 notes

newcrystalcitysteel:

copequinn:

  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

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14 hours ago 284,328 notes
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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

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14 hours ago 128,493 notes

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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14 hours ago 157,190 notes
(Anon because not logged in)- Hey, glad you asked about rape jokes. Rape jokes are uniquely awful because every woman (+ many men) fears rape very often. It's a thing that happens a LOT. Most people don't have to fear murder like that but a HUGE percentage of women have been raped. It's a very real thing for every woman. And when people make rape jokes, it's normalised- so RAPISTS (a kinda big % of society; & 97% never go to jail!) hear people joking about it.. and many SURVIVORS hear the jokes.
Anonymous

owldude:

rawberry-shortcake:

doctor-hu:

I of course understand why rape victims have problems with the jokes, but I don’t think simply fearing something is a strong enough reason to make joking about it taboo. Like, you can joke around with peoples’ greatest fears and have no bad blood between them. You can actually make people experience their greatest fears and it’s for the most part alright. But I just don’t see how making a rape joke to someone who fears being raped is *that* big of a deal. Thank you for the message!

I don’t think the issue is making a joke to someone who fears rape. It’s to victims and to rapists. Joking about it highly normalizes it, and the fact that so many people don’t think that rape is a real problem or thing takes away the validity of the victims, because they are told it’s their fault. Rapists are validated because they think that people (like Donald Glover, who is a celebrity and had more influence than most) agree with them that rape is okay and funny.

I think that murder is different because there is less…wiggle room when it comes to having a guilty party. The majority of people think murder is wrong and condemn it. Rape isn’t at that point yet. There are too many people who think it’s okay, especially if you describe the situation without using that word.

There’s a chance you already know about this, but to clarify what anon was talking about, if you’re an American woman, you’ve got around a 18% chance of being raped in your lifetime.  From a broad statistical standpoint, every women in America is born into a game of Russian roulette with the experience of rape as a bullet in a 5 or 6 barrel gun (men have a 1.4% chance, a 71 barrel gun for us).  Compared to the chances and severity of other crimes happening to you, rape is terrifyingly high.  If you’re going to joke about rape, whether it’s your intention or not, your actions are taken as insensitive and dismissive towards a very realistic fear that’s already dismissed and ignored too often in society.

Like what Carlyn talked about, rape jokes support the normalization of rape.  People normalize murder, mentioning how they want to kill their teacher, you’d kill for a burrito, how your work hours are killing you, most any movie with higher than a PG-13 rating showing a character killing another character, video games being weird when you don’t kill people, etc., but people compartmentalize fictional and hypothetical murder from the actual action of cutting another human being’s life short.  It’s a crime that’s so blatantly offensive and terribly that people will know that they never actually intend to kill someone.  Even American WWII soldiers, though most joined to kill people in a job that specifically requires them to kill , though they were in the adrenaline of combat, though many believed that their kills on the field were completely justified to save the lives of many, only about 15% to 20% of american soldiers could pull themselves to fire at the enemy, and like what Carlyn mentioned, rape is at a completely different social point than murder.

Rape is constantly revised and re-evaluated; people are always redefining consent.  It wouldn’t be fringe to guess that most people who joke about rape or make light of it probably think that rape is wrong, and would never actually rape someone, but looking at how often of an occurrence rape happens, it’s apparent that there’s a huge misunderstanding of the importance of consent.  There’s people who don’t compartmentalize rape, and encouraging these kinds of people is only contributing to their rationalization.

In an ideal world where rape isn’t an incredibly large issue, rape jokes would be okay.  There would be no consequence to taking rape lightly, and rapists would just be these unapproachable deranged sociopathic outcast weirdos locked in jails and mental hospitals alongside murderers.  A lot of good-intentioned people who take rape lightly think they live in this world, but they don’t, and they unknowingly validate rapists and potential rapists.

In conclusion, it’s like, a really serious problem and a lot of the issue is how it’s treated socially.

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

(via luxicorps)

14 hours ago 95,967 notes

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

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14 hours ago 13,341 notes

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via phandomkisses)

15 hours ago 222,196 notes